The Flight Attendant

赶紧记下来否则就忘了。

"... If the air pressure in the cabin drops, the air masks will automatically drop. You should stop screaming and put on the mask by pulling the straps ... Fix your own mask before you help someone else, such as your favorite child or the child with the most potential ..."

"The orange button is for calling flight attendants. If you press it once, one of us will come over and help with your needs. If you press it too many times, you will simply be ejected from the seat."

"Please turn off any electronic devices, including your laptop, cell phone, iPad, blackberry, blueberry, strawberry, raspberry, and chocolate."

And more jokes I cannot remember now. After he was done the cabin burst into spontaneous applause.