Signs

Walking down the long and winding hallways, I like to crane my neck and take in the window decorations and other personal touches that distinguish the monotonous, cookie-cutter offices. On the sixth floor alone, I have seen at least 2 signs posted on office doors (facing outward, not inward) that sum up the general mood around here ---

"I keep hitting the 'Esc' button, but I'm still here."

"Tell me again how lucky I am to work here. I keep forgetting it."